Joke: Word Plays

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Beelzebug (n.):  Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Coffee (n.): The person upon whom one coughs.

Reintarnation (n.):  Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Karmageddon (n.): It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

Frisbeetarianism (n.):  The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

(These puns are from one of those emails that goes around and around, purportedly from Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.)