Archive for the Jokes Category

How to get more done in a day

~ Daria’s Wednesday Wisdom column ~ How do you begin your day? For most of my life, I jumped right into a task as soon as I walked in my office. I felt like I was getting more done that way! When that task was done, I […]

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Joke: the gift of the wounded healer

One fine day, a person just like you is out for a pleasant walk, pondering why you feel a kind of emptiness at the same time you are putting in overwhelming effort into making your life work.  Thus distracted with your struggles, you suddenly find yourself falling […]

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Chicken Joke

Q:  Why did the chicken jump off the cliff? A:  It wanted to get to the Other Side. Hello friend!  I’m just back from a wonderful inspirational and business conference in Los Angeles, and am enjoying a day goofing off with my kids.  Enjoy your day too! […]

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Joke: The wheelbarrow competition

At a 10-day spiritual work retreat, volunteers from all over gathered to build a village in a poor country.   One young man enjoyed showing his strength and was put in charge of the wheelbarrow.  As the first day progressed, he began bragging.  The next day he began challenging […]

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Joke: Word Plays

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. Beelzebug (n.):  Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. Coffee (n.): The person upon […]

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Joke: This guy goes to a healer…

So this guy goes to a healer for help. Right away, the healer notices he has a banana sticking out of one ear. A carrot is poking out of the other ear. Green beans, wheatgrass and celery protrude from his nose. The healer puts her clipboard down.  […]

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Joke: The Secret of Life

A student visits the old Master and asks him “Do you know the Secret of Life?” “Oh yes,” he says, “I know what that is.” Incredulous, the student exclaims, “You DO know the greatest Secret ever!?” “Of course!” the Master replies, nonplussed. “Well then please tell me, […]

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Joke: Taking it with you

There once was a very rich man who was near death.  He grieved because he had worked so hard for his money, and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray for this. An angel heard his plea […]

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Joke: The smartest dog

A very intellectual couple felt it important to own an equally smart pet.  So they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in their favorite breed, they found a dog they liked quite a lot.  When they asked the dog to fetch a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon from […]

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